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Make Like My Pants And Split Simpsons T-Shirt Size:2XL This is the perfect t-shirtThis Simpsons t shirt features an image of Comic Book Guy. The shirt reads Make Like My Pants And Split. Comic Book Guy is the proprietor of Springfield's local comic bookstore, The Android's Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop. He is an obese and socially incompetent man who is obsessed with comic books, pop culture, and science fiction. The sarcastic, irate and proudly geeky man does not treat anyone with kindness unless they are as passionate about